Woodrow's Lessons in Robot Discipline

Labelled a defective robot, you have a rendezvous with the junk heap. Nevertheless, the lord of the cybernetic underworld, Zarmeuth, decides to give you a chance at escape if you can pass through his labyrinth. Navigate a series of caves and procedurally generated rooftops while fighting off robotic enemies. Battle your way to Zarmeuth who, for some mysterious reason, has taken on the form of the 28th President of the United States, Woodrow Wilson!